Hi and thanks for your interest, This web site is dedicated to the preservation of nerdiness by means of wasting everyone's precious time with this mindless unapologetic mess
If my pictures don't pop up it is because my web hosting service sucks
I think it is time
My brother is not an artist
I need to work on that gut...
(Just for you Perry and Christine)

The greatest Engineer's quote ever:

Mr. Madison, what you have just said, is the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard. At no point, in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul. (Billy Madison)

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