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My brother is not an artist
(These are really old images, I'm much better looking now)

The greatest Engineer's quote ever:

Mr. Madison, what you have just said, is the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard. At no point, in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul. (Billy Madison)

What's not on my Resume... I love all forms of engineering. At my present company, Nilar Inc. I got involved because I saw the opportunity to work on one of my life's passion, vehicles. I love cars and the engineering technology behind them. I have always believed that one day cars would be self driving, and those days are here! Check out this old video of what a small gang of us in Denver did back in 2014. I designed the steering and a sensor bar (ended up not using it do to a lack of time). Unfortunately, the day of the completion I was at corporate headquarters giving a quarterly update to the CEO along with the bucket of other things that I do. Needless to say, the guy with the Cowboy in the video, George, sent me an email once the AVC was over with 'You will never guess what happened' Of course I assumed the worst. So, I called George immediately and asked cautiously 'What happened?' He replied simply, 'We won.' Above is the video of that great moment in history.